Tuesday, May 4, 2010

It's Teacher Appreciation Day

10 Questions you Hope your Pupils won't Ask you:

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?


5 comments:

Jen Johns said...

Nice... did you ever get any of these?? Kids are so creative :)

Sandie Lee said...

Yes, I've heard the cow sneezing one...lol they are cute :0

Thanks for popping by :)

Shelley said...

So cute, and cheerful. I love the mind of kids. Beautiful blog Sandie!

PS...Thx for following my Blog!

Shelley

Sandie Lee said...

Thanks for stopping by and the follow. Much appreciated :)

Claudette said...

The problem with kids' questions: they are logical to a fault and ask what grown-ups wished that they'd been smart enough to think of first.

Just saying...

Great fun. Thanks, Sandie.

Claudette

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